paratrooper

I love how the pictures completely didn't match up with the definition..
Anyhow, a paratrooper is someone who jumps out of airplanes (with a parachute) for the purpose of performing a military action on the ground. Normally used for behind enemy lines or hard to reach areas.

My uncle was a paratrooper in the army, he was in a lot more planes taking off than he was landing.

paratrooper by Brian Marx September 29, 2005

Melody the Melon

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.

Melody the Melon is so funny!

Melody the Melon by Kawaii Melon November 5, 2018

korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.

Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?

korndawg by Juan June 18, 2006

The Funny friend

A position in each friend group that needs to be fulfilled

Eg.

“Julia is the funny friend in the group, she makes us laugh”

The Funny friend by Super accurate and factual July 29, 2020

Nard

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

Nard by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

Pooty-Pant by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

Circassowood

Libelous and doctored media created by Muslims of Circassian origin in an attempt to demonize Free Circassian Nationalists.

"Did you see that video of a Free Circassian Nationalist punching his own poor Muslim mother's face on YouTube?"

"Yes I did see it, and I noticed that the punch was obviously faked, and I also noticed that the video neglected to mention the little fact that those supposedly innocent Muslim mothers within the Muslim-majority Circassian community, decided to start collaborating with European Churches to target Free Nationalists, their own sons, their flesh and blood, with chemical castration, to prevent them from starting families and having children of their own; thereby guaranteeing the annihilation of an independent and free Circassian working class."

" You know what? This video deserves an Oscar for it is most definitely Circassowood!"

Circassowood by NartDaFart November 2, 2023

Urban Dictionary