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Urban Dictionary

The word cunt is a dirty vagina, which clearly needs to be cleaned. Dirty vaginas are owned by whores who sleep around with other guys and attract STD's such as HIV/AIDS, herpes, hepatitis, gonorreah, etc.
Also
Cunt is what the guy wants to get at when having sex with a women, or otherwise known as the pussy
That girls got a cunt from sleeping with other guys
I hit that last night, the cunt was amazing! pussy dick ass sex aids herpes vagina orgasm

Obnoxify 

Bringing in chaos to spice it up
I like to obnoxify rooms with creativity.
Obnoxify by Ava998 October 21, 2022
He the type of nigga that swear he looks good but he a ugly ass frog and thinks he the shit and ass at basketball
You see Marcus , he ugly ash
Marcus by Gleee.kl November 21, 2021
This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.
"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."
Shurtle by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.
Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.
cryptosarcasm by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011

Mustard Clapped 

When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.
“Yesterday was so wild, I met up with this chick with weak ass cheeks and mustard clapped her”
Mustard Clapped by MrStealYoAss March 16, 2020

Johnny Orlando 

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.
“What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando”
Johnny Orlando by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018
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