2 definitions by n00dle12357
a Ghoster (noun) is a type of very large shit, one that you can't see in the pan.
Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.
Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.
Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
John enters after using the toilet
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!
...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!
...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
by n00dle12357 April 14, 2010
Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.
Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.
by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011