#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

All of the things that have lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries.

John: What are some #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage?

Carol: Michael Jordan's baseball career.
The line of trick-or-treaters outside Casey Anthony’s house.
Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.
Kim Kardashian’s singing career.
The NBA Lockout.
Minute rice.
Lindsey Lohan staying sober.

The pause Dora the Explorer takes after she asks a question.

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage by somechick2013 November 5, 2011

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scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

scooter by F November 5, 2002

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Ava

A headstrong individual who everyone looks up to. She loves to win and finds it hard to deal with losing. Her strong personality guides everyone to the right place and they can't help but love her. She is drop dead gorgeous with stunning blue eyes, and long glossy hair. Boys can't help fall for her flirtatious smile and every girl in her damn right mind will be jealous of her popularity and amazingness.

Guy 1: she is beautiful, smart and sassy!
Guy 2: bet her names Ava!

Ava by Alphanumericguy March 23, 2013

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Torky

Long lost sister of junior (junior b)

Submitted 27 July 2022

“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative

Submitted 27 July 2022

Torky by jezzabellheights_ August 20, 2022