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Dead fuck 

When you're attempting to fuck a male who expects you to initiate every time. A male Chris who just lays on his back and expects to get a nut that he hasn't earned. A male who wants head but is to lazy to get off his ass and give his girl head. A dead fuck lays there and expects the girl to get on top. A dead fuck doesn't do shit. Expects the girl to do all the work but gives no pleasure in return.
Chris is a dead fuck, he just lays there.

No one wants to be with that dead fuck Chris, he's so lazy in bed.
Dead fuck by Crazypeople4 July 22, 2017

That’s Gonna Bite 

Like another word for oof like thats sucks
Me; I lost my pencil
Person; that’s gonna bite
That’s Gonna Bite by Meep🐔 April 29, 2019

Telescoping 

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
Telescoping by @definitions December 4, 2018
Kia is a very beautiful girl yet she puts herself down about the way she looks. her figure is to die for! She's very popular and has a good bunch of friends. She has really good fashion sense and she has a major relationship with the fridge and snacks draw! Kia loves food! If you ever come across a Kia, stay by her side, she takes all of her friends and family with good care. She loves them all very much. Kia won't stand for no messing about, if you say something bad about Kia, I'd watch your back if she ever found out. She's always horny and looking for a good lad to look after her.
Person 1: Have you seen that kia over there?
Person 2: Yes! I was just about to say the same to you! She's gorgeous isn't she?
Person 1: Yes!!
Kia by Cherrypop123654987 June 23, 2016
The name of a man or boy who is fine, athletic, and fun to be around. He always gives his heart to the wrong people, but that nigga steppin on shit like ain’t nothin wrong wi
Mane that nigga Kiylen ain’t no bitch, and da hoes love him
kiylen by CEO Big Steppa/ Big Six-0 November 22, 2021

Vibe Check 

To check the mood or vibe of someone or something
Vibe Check by You Have Mail November 10, 2019
Noun: A penis that is wider than it is long.
Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: It was awful! I went to fuck him but he had a chud! It was gross!
Girl 1: Ew chuds are absolutely nasty.
chud by Benji Rolotti July 6, 2008
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