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1)One of the main reasons ginger kids are hated so much.

2) A lying, ignorant, self centered, big headed joke of a little boy, who tries desperately to make up for his tragically stunted penis by being the centre of attention as often as possible. Has some sort of deluded idea, probably because mummy and daddy don't love him, that by being as loud, obnoxious and perverted as possible, he will actually be worth more than the shit that comes out of his mouth.

3) A coward who won't actually confront any guy one to one, but will happily make what passes for witty comments when they are miles away.

4) A boy who is shit at holding down long term relationships. Consoles himself after he is inevitably dumped by praying on ugly girls, probably as they remind him of his mother, who he insists on parading around when nobody gives a fuck!

5) A guy so ridden with STI's, you can't even hold his hand without being infected with multiple diseases.

6) Hated by most girls with any sense of self esteem, worth, or even ability to not act like a total whore. Doesn't seem to realize he can only ever get easy girls, whereas decent chicks steer well clear and know him for the sleazy bastard he is.

8) Male whore. Man whore. Whatever you want to call it, no matter how fat, ugly, rat like, stinking, skanky and filthy the girl, they can always have Neil if they are desperate for a cheap, if somewhat low quality, lay.
1) "Oh shit, there's Neil! now we have to sit through hours of shit banter and then watch him dance around as though anyone gives a fuck. Great."

2) "Yeah he's really small! He gets away with banging so many slag's because they don't even notice he's doing it!"

3) "Hey, Neil. Yeah YOU, the lanky ugly ginger prick with the shitty haircut!"

4) "yeah, I heard his mother nailed the milkman, you know, cos he's ginger and it fits in with his mum's easy, low standard style. I guess he picked that up from her then!"

5) " Oh my fucking god, somebody call pest control! Neil's out of his cage again!"

6) "I didn't know it was possible to have more than 16 STI's at the same time. Then I met Neil... Don't worry I washed my hands afterwards!"
Neil by runtodaddy October 26, 2010
a man with a cock like a toe
wominic has a toedick
toedick by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

October 31st 

October 31st is National Wear a Maid Dress day! Whether to school, work, an abandoned house in the woods, or just around your own home, celebrate by wearing something fitting!
Person A: "It's October 31st!"
Person B: "What does that mean?"
Person A: "time to wear a maid dress!"

Scottish Sanga 

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"
Scottish Sanga by NotLainT September 28, 2020
To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.

Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."

Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.
To dude by katnjade October 19, 2009

squarehead 

a shape of head, which ressembles a cubee.
has to buy specific shaped tops, to be able to fit over their heads.
also they have sqaure bollocks, and a square bellend, and often have a pindick.

you've got a squarehead.

like ryan has.
squarehead by simonnnnnnsayss. March 11, 2009

Schmedlap 

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.
Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.