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respitable by lil fleep November 23, 2024
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Thunderqueef
When a woman with thunder thighs queefs so hard that it ripples her thighs.
Created by: Skyler Fridriksson and Anthony Allen
Witness: Jenna Riewer
Created by: Skyler Fridriksson and Anthony Allen
Witness: Jenna Riewer
"Man, I'm usually into bigger women but those Thunderqueefs just kill me."
"Go Pikachu, THUNDERQUEEF!"
"Go Pikachu, THUNDERQUEEF!"
Thunderqueef by skylerandanthony April 12, 2009
Johannis
Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.
Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.
Johannis by she, he and milton March 25, 2022
Cavalry Scout
In the most simple terms, a Cavalry Scout is too brave to hold an administrative position, but too much of a pussy to be an infantrymen.
They wear their spurs loud and proud and more than likely claim that they are "RECON!" or "HARDER THAN YOU" neither of which is true. They talk quite a bit, especially at bars, with wild delusions of grandeur and that they are practically infantrymen. This of course makes their ever annoying presence intolerable. Cav Scouts talk like 16 year old girls making them more obnoxious than Marines.
They're job is actually entirely outdated and they really exist on tradition alone. Definitely members of the Silly Hat Club. Total wannabes by nature. It is a proven fact that Cav Scouts cock block themselves.
They wear their spurs loud and proud and more than likely claim that they are "RECON!" or "HARDER THAN YOU" neither of which is true. They talk quite a bit, especially at bars, with wild delusions of grandeur and that they are practically infantrymen. This of course makes their ever annoying presence intolerable. Cav Scouts talk like 16 year old girls making them more obnoxious than Marines.
They're job is actually entirely outdated and they really exist on tradition alone. Definitely members of the Silly Hat Club. Total wannabes by nature. It is a proven fact that Cav Scouts cock block themselves.
Grunt #1: OMG. Cav Scouts just showed up.
Grunt #2: I thought people with down syndrome weren't allowed to drink, drive, or join the military.
Cavalry Scout: DURRR DUUUr BA DUURR DURRR DERPP DERPPPP BA DERRPA DURRRRR
Grunt #2: I thought people with down syndrome weren't allowed to drink, drive, or join the military.
Cavalry Scout: DURRR DUUUr BA DUURR DURRR DERPP DERPPPP BA DERRPA DURRRRR
Cavalry Scout by elwoodblues85 July 7, 2011
crap penis
when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis
crap penis by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016