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zeej 

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Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
Have you seen Left 4 Head? Zeejs everywhere!
zeej by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009

Moonguard 

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A place in World of Warcraft where a bunch of erotic role players (ERPers) have sex in goldshire and do weird role-playing stuff, Once you go to Moonguard your personality changes.
Dennis went into Moonguard and now he's a High-school dropout who lives in his basement playing WOW and Masturbating... Poor Dennis.

metro 

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a guy who acts gay but has straight sexuality. you know, wears make up, talks to us girls, paints nails, cares about clean-ness, etc.
-that girl is dating a metro and now we think she's a les.

-metros confuzzle me
metro by T. Lex February 15, 2005

Makayla 

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skinny hoe. has no ass but always tries to make herself feel better by putting you down, even if youre her best friend. titless. cum spitting whore.
Who's Makayla?
Oh. Makayla? She's fucking fake.
Makayla by alphabetboi July 30, 2018

Abdullah 

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A muslim guy who is best friends with a hindu. Is super smart, plays football, has a beautiful girlfriend but is overall an asshole. 60% of the people than know him dont like him, he doesnt take shit from anyone and is very egoistic. Even if ure close to him hes still a dickhead. Can show very rare instances of being nice
Person: ABDULLAH is such an asshole
Person 2: YEAH I KNOW, i dont like him at all
Abdullah by ohitsnvm December 15, 2022

Ziad Kanaan 

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If the wordsdeez nuts” were a person. You can find this specimen at any local Indian store making weird jokes with cashiers who don’t get paid enough for their job.
Ziad Kanaan keeps forwarding me WhatsApp memes.

Joj 

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Abbreviation for gothic band Jack off Jill which recently broke up. Jack off Jill was ably led by Jessicka
Joj by PiraticalKat October 8, 2003
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