noodle boob

a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble

noodle boob by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

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Quincy Me

Used by a young attractive female to ask a much older man to take her out for a meal followed by sex.

Quincy Me by Gommy July 11, 2006

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A WOTHER is a W Mother.

WOTHER by MightoGuy 2 July 26, 2022

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noun - describes a disposition in someone that connotes the use of magick

You see that elf over there? He has a lot of septimornicky.

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One of the most annoying person you’ll ever meet and the baldest idiot in the world with an even worse hairline than vegeta

Me: oh look it’s karas.
Friend: he’s a retard

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.

My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.

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When one is laying on their back and their partner shits on their chest, ejaculates on it, rubs it in, then titty fucks said partner.

Hey babe! I’m feeling adventurous! How about we try something new? Kinky Steamer, per chance?

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