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Urban Dictionary

Pregvestment 

The act in which a woman purposely gets pregnant in secrecy knowing the man will in the future get rich, only then will she seek child support.
She made a pregvestment and got pregnant by that college basketball knowing he was gonna make it into the nba
Pregvestment by Ryvnscott April 3, 2019

december 7 

National don’t forget to ask how your homie is day.
Hey it’s december 7 I wonder how Anthony is doing?
december 7 by AIUEO October 15, 2019

cactipholiac 

My friend is a cactipholiac.. any time he sees a cactus he gets off to it on spot
cactipholiac by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021

Devil's dick

What you call your dick after you fuck a girl while she's on her period, and your dick gets caked in blood.
"Yo, I got a devil's dick yesterday after fucking Stephanie."

-"Ewww, I can't believe you fucked yo gurl while she was on her period."
Devil's dick by Orpheus1 November 2, 2012

Pedonormalization

The normalization of the sexualization of kids.
The LGBTQ alliance is well known for the pedonormalization agenda
Pedonormalization by draco_mask April 27, 2023

Glugular 

A tequila shot from a man genitals. First: the penis is rimmed in salt, then squirt lime on the ball sack. Then lick the penis, then ball sack, then a tequila shot and finish with a cum shot
I totally saw someone glugular with Toni last night! Wish it was me.
Glugular by Rump/Thug Shaker February 20, 2023
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