Small town just north of Baltimore City but is actually in Baltimore County. Towson is the Center of Baltimore County
Government.
Towson is a fun place to live. Towson is not as rich and snooty as all that. Towson has two section 8 projects right smack in the middle of its Downtown. The Towson Section 8 tenant residents are more stuck up than any of the college students or old dames. Towson Section 8 tenants are mostly sad
trash without
cash. Old
gay queens sit on park benches like spiders waiting for a young college
fly to digest. Homeless bums infest the benches near the public library trading foul odors like playing cards.
Heroin addicts stumble around looking for the nearby public defenders offices. Losers shop the narrow streets lined with Bail Bonds outlets. Ramshackle houses line small crowded streets trying to look historic but suceeding more at looking tired, forelorn and just plain worn out.
Yes Towson has its upscale
pop. There are lots of college students and lots of bars for them to get smashed out of their gords
drunk. There are wonderful places to eat. The number's 8,
11,
48 and 3 buses bring folks from the inner city to shop at one of the few remaining super malls offering high end merchandise in
Baltimore. Towson Town Mall food court is filled with urban day trippers.
Poor inner city folks who come out for a day of window shopping at fine stores. In the mall you see
poor folk in tube tops and bras drooling over things they will likely never be able to afford.
You see huge ladies with thunder hips walking through the mall with tight fitting tops revealing endless rolls of
hot smelly
lard like fat. The biggest fat people are always standing in the way of mall traffic
talking loud and acting boorish. Fat ugly thugged out men walking down the mall with equally ugly fat ladies trying desperately to look as if they belong among the endless sea of rich college kids whose every move speaks volumes about their having been born to a rich carefree lifestyle of which many dream.
Towson is
home to ugly condos rushed up in a hurry during the housing bubble that never sold and ended up cheap apartment housing for college students. Towson is still upscale despite it all with Markets where you can spend $20 dollors buying all the fixin's for a tuna fish sandwich.