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Someone who has no play and always tries talks to your girlfriend when he has no shot.
Spongebob is so jangled why cant he just accept that he is underfucked.

new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.
becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!

ebiquitous 

Seems to be derived from ubiquitous (being present everywhere at once) with Russian root "eb" to mean "being fucking everywhere at once"
(just a guess, made by Russian-speaker)
ebiquitous by kumquat March 24, 2005
Some one who is freakishly smart and just as charming. Her wit and humor will leave you breathless. Also she unbelievably cute and stylish and has an bad habit at taking some ones breath away.
"Hey did you see that girl at the party? I didn't get her name." "Can you describe her?" "Oh all I know was that she was absolutely beautiful." "Oh that must have been Mindy then."
Mindy by Willy Bum Bum August 8, 2015

sono Jannik Sinner

Italian slang for being so overheated, sweaty and mentally destroyed by the sun that you stop functioning.

The phrase comes from Jannik Sinner’s 2026 Roland Garros loss against Juan Manuel Cerúndolo, where he was world No. 1, cruising at 6–3, 6–2, 5–1, then got cooked by the Paris heat and somehow lost the match in five sets.

To say “sono Jannik Sinner” means the sun has broken you.
“stai bene? sei tutto rosso.”
“no, sono Jannik Sinner."

WOWTHATSNIFTY 

A sarcastic term indicating a dislike towards someone or something.
I jusr bought a whole case of beer!
WOWTHATSNIFTY!!1!
WOWTHATSNIFTY by Ghost Freeman October 30, 2003
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