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This girl is practically an angel. Anyone who meets her can't help but think about her all the time. Everybody wants to be her friend and get closer to her. She's so incredibly fun and is freaking HALARIOUS. Oh yeah, not to mention she is drop dead GORGEOUS. She the most beautiful eyes and voice. She doesn't sing for very many people, but those that she does instantly falls in love with her and her voice. It's incredible. Kylie is truly the most talented girl you'll meet. She's athletic, artistic, and basically anything you could think of she's the best at. Overall, she's hands down the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
Justin: I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Kylie.
Brady: I don't blame you, she really is the best.
kylie by watermelonlver1417 February 18, 2019

Toe curling orgasm 

An orgasm so amazingly good that your toes involuntarily curl.
Jack: I had sex for 2 hours straight last night! Not including foreplay!
Casey: Wow. How'd that end for ya?
Jack: It was awesome. I toe curling orgasm for sure.

Hygiene Conscience 

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.
Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?
Hygiene Conscience by Ramfar June 1, 2011
A slang term for “dat ass.” Originating in Southern Ireland, it’s used mostly among the farmer folk when complimenting each other’s sheep.
“I raised some mighty fine lambs for slaughter this year”
“Aye, you have, I mean look at thattaz on that one o’er there. Could feed a family of four for a month”
thattaz by Iliketaters July 7, 2018

shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.
“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
shaqueezle by anonymous December 19, 2020

ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I 

"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" sung backwards in the song Work It of Missy Elliott.
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

Electro-Gonorrhea

A disease contracted when a human being has sex with a machine, robot or other homosapian being. This disease is so far non-exsistant in the 21st century.

The disease is predicted to start and to become a major world wide problem simular to current international problems such as HIV/AIDS, retarded gang-bangers, and Mueslims around the year 2200 AD/CE.
"Shit man, Doc says I got the electro-gonorrhea"
"Dude the year is only 2145"
Electro-Gonorrhea by Hairy Maclary January 31, 2007
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