Christ on a Raft

A term used when disgusted or annoyed by a person, place or situation. Similar to the term "Oh My God" Can be used as a sarcastic and cathartic tone to a statement

"That chick is late again to get her hair did, Christ on a raft I'm loosing mad cash on this shit"

"Christ on raft, I waited in line for 4 hours"

Christ on a Raft by npizzle March 6, 2009

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March 6th

Give your girl/boy/crush your hoodie day.

Person 1: Dude did you know it's give someone you love your hoodie day. today is March 6th
Person 2:No I didn't

March 6th by No_Boys_allowed2008 March 5, 2020

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Drake Face

When you miss your ex more than usual; can be used when someone just looks especially sad

Latifa just dumped Tyrone so now he had drake face at school all day

Drake Face by Drakefacepaige November 24, 2015

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Mutter

Gay, chav-emo skater, sweaty bitch.

You're such a Mutter!

Mutter by Matt_Himself February 11, 2006

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H.E.L.

1.) A talented metal band from northern VA that oft gets the metal heads riled up with such songs as 'Obliterated Carcass ©' and with the wall of death. Pronunciation undetermined, most people choose HEL (hell) while some say it by saying all of the letters.

2.) a word used in place of 'hell' that pays homage to the aforementioned metal band

3.) just a word used (often online) in place of 'hell.' Origin unknown

1.) "Hey Bill did you catch the H.E.L. show last friday!!?"
"Yeah, I almost died but it was worth it!"

2.) Dik- "Do you want to come out and light up a blunt with us?"
Me- "H.E.L. yeah!"

3.) "You just got noobed straight to hel!!!!one1!!

H.E.L. by D Nasty July 16, 2008

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bumpjob

When a guy's cock and a gal's pregnant belly (i.e. her bump) are rubbed against each other for his pleasure.

When Carl's wife was pregnant, she would sometimes give him a bumpjob as foreplay.

bumpjob by balloonie-cat March 2, 2015

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Manglove

Alternate name for a condom.
The "glove" a man puts on his penis before engaging in sexual intercourse with his partner.

Helps (though not guaranteed to) reduce the chance of spreading sexually transmitted diseases and fertilization of a female egg.

"John, put on your manglove. We can't afford another child."

Manglove by Condom/Man January 7, 2009

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