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Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please! 

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

The Pelican

The pelican is an act of oral sex performed on a man, where one's partner deep throats the entire penis while fitting the ball sack in their mouth as well. Thus mimicking a pelican fitting an entire fish in it's beak.
Yo bruh last night was epic! Shelly's head game is so sick she fucking gave me the pelican.
The Pelican by JHigity August 20, 2019

PooHorrendous

Yo cuz! I don't speak Spanish, so tell your drunk mom to get out of my bed because I have a poohorrendous coming on and I need to hurray to the trailer park shared restroom.
PooHorrendous by Johnny B OX June 30, 2015
The best thing this world's come up with. contains usually around 500-1000+ songs. battery life around 12-24 hours
small, compact. used by millions of people around the world
the only thing that i need to survive in this world. yes i am a scene kid but w.e

my ipod never leaves me. its always in my ears no matter where i am
ipod by together we fall May 9, 2007

spitonme.org 

an amazing mutual <3 literally no one made one for him SO I WILL😈😈😈😈 -your amazing mutual koutarouslvr
ong have you saw spitonme.org 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼 they’re amazing

Yankee Swap

When a group of males steal a females phone and take anonomous pictures of their penises, afterwhich they tell said female's boyfriend that they found a bunch of cocks on her phone.
I was at this christmas party where they had a yankee swap.
Yankee Swap by Heenryy December 24, 2009