A picnic that is all work.

The result of hitting random buttons on a phone to send a random text message.

In a complete sentence, you always say "the Bronx." If you're not using a complete sentence, like writing an address, you write "Bronx, NY".

Being a Whalter means you're constantly making lewd and romantic jokes to everyone.

The phenomenon that is huge thick thighs on a person. Seeing them, when expected is like being hit by a truck that would likely make the sound, "boom!" as you sent flying.