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Urban Dictionary

sharkbait 

When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.
I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.
sharkbait by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016

Real Ass Nigga 

A gay nigga who thinks he’s the shit
Daven claims to be a real ass nigga
Real Ass Nigga by Fakerealassnigga October 29, 2017

Chief out 

To close all windows to keep in smoke. aka hot boxing
"Lets go chief out his car"
Chief out by YoCaladoLaHierba December 4, 2005
the sound a donkey makes after drinking a protein guinness drink.
After unsettling churning of the gastrointestinal tract, the donkey burphed the protein guinness drink in three successive installments.
burph by Dalai Lump April 3, 2008

trooftard 

A pejorative term for a person who is skeptical of official explanations of world events; in particular the events of September 11, 2001.

It is a combination of the words 'truther' (spelled phonetically) and 'retard'.
Only trooftards believe those buildings were taken down by the government.

dirty santa claus 

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)
Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"