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Absolute Shithouse 

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
Absolute Shithouse by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021
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A$pIRE by anonymous July 17, 2024
Something that unfortunately you will never be able to grasp
Bitches by YackedHaidball April 19, 2022

Shanners 

One of the most beautiful people I have ever met.

Act of shear beauty.

Intelligent, confident, cute and amazing in every way.

Nick name for Shannon .
"My Shanners"
Shanners by JDR2011 October 12, 2011

Too long 

at once; with no delay;immediately
"(...) Three weeks of non-stopt rain!... I'd better find shelter before too long... It doesn´t look like i'll make it to the outpost tonight..."(Cerebus 5, by Dave Sim)
Another term used for slow people. Originates form New York and is very hairy. They love to play video game and eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew.
Carl by Lap deeznutz August 27, 2018
When you beat the living hell out of someone.
You know my first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo.

Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain (1989)
rambo by Joe Millionaire January 11, 2004