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Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!

The Documentary III

really bad album by The Game where he invites features just to interrupt them
Bro really thought The Documentary III was gonna be good"
The Documentary III by ClassicPoopy September 5, 2026

abdelhak 

Abdelhak is truly a person who always say the truth. He will never lie to you and he will never let you down! If you win his trust and his love he will be the best person and the kindest to you you could get. By the way his beauty is comparable to the beauty of themoon.
If Abdelhak is your friend you dont need much more
abdelhak by Minou09 November 21, 2021

Stinky Slinky 

A well used and bad smelling RV sewer hose.
Wife: "Did you dump the sewage tank?"

Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."
Stinky Slinky by Vent172 January 19, 2015
Irl = "In real life" (used in imvu)
Do you want to have kids irl.
Do you want to have a kids in real life.
Irl by Gypsyshapeshifter December 7, 2018

Truffle Nut 

The art of nutting in a female's ass and then switching to her vagina.
"Yo boy I just gave my bitch a creamy truffle nut" - person A
"Ew man that's fucking weird" - person B
Truffle Nut by Broken B5 December 8, 2019

Furry Relationship 

A furry relationship is where two people eDate without ever seeing eachother's faces, bodies, or hearing another person's voice. A Relationship like this is usually started over Discord, Twitter or other social media websites, where a person is represented as a virtual avatar with no connection to their physical look in the real world.

This is most popular in the furry fandom, however some online dating circles do this outside of the furry fandom.
"Wow, my man Derek just got into a relationship."

"Do you mean a Furry Relationship? They only talk over text."
Furry Relationship by finnfx January 15, 2022
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