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Lamppost Homosexual 

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
Lamppost Homosexual by Geeez February 24, 2008
A Ece is a woman who can be sexy and cute at the same time. Their mysterious way of being makes them so attractive. In Turkish Ece means "Queen" or "Lady". Ece's are very passional and wild but also sensitive and romantic. Also Ece's look always gorgeous!

They always act naturally and are the most honest persons. They often place others before themselves, which makes them the best kind of friend to rely on. A lovely and kind person.
With this sort of girl you can have a lot of fun.
- "Hi. What's your name?"

- "Ece"

- "Ece?! Well yes I should know that. No other girl could look so gorgeous and hot like a Ece"

"wow, she is a Ece"
Ece by Sosweetandsoshy February 7, 2010

tard fart 

adj.

someone who is incredibly stupid
dude, that girl is such a tard fart!!
tard fart by Chayte Hagen November 8, 2005
A nerdy, smart, and incredibly funny guy with the sweetest smile you've ever seen. Will subject you to endless amounts of kung-foo and sci-fi movies. Will also answer to "Bunny-cakes" and "Doof". Enjoys nerdy t-shirts, mixing dubstep music and being an uber troll.
That guy's being a total Antawari right now!
Antawari by napalminthewomb November 23, 2011

Drubbing 

To absolutely destroy someone at FIFA. Giving them little chance to score, with the final result at least 5-0.
I just gave you an absolute Drubbing. I'm going to Drub you. You just got Drubbed.
Drubbing by Drubster May 8, 2010

The Cock Game 

During a class in school or somewhere where you are supposed to stay quiet two or more people must say the word cock as loud as they can without being caught, whoever is able to say it the loudest before the other person gives up wins.
You: Hey do you wanna play the cock game
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
The Cock Game by FallieWagon April 18, 2018

PlayStation Notwork (PSN) 

Since the PSN (Playstation Network) outage many PSN users call PSN Playstation Notwork because the network is not working.
Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the problem with Playstation Network?

Girl 1:You mean PlayStation Notwork (PSN)?
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