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verb. To survive the detonation of an explosive device or booby trap by jumping out of the way of the blast radius to avoid damage.
"Dude, did you just see me shinobi that claymore?"
Shinobi by -OBrien July 27, 2008
The most handsome and attractive guy which all girls may be behind him
Girls: Piyush is so hot and handsome i will date him.
Piyush by James chatwik November 23, 2021

Pollywood 

When a girl belives she is a star - but isnt due to not partying the right way
See that girl over there - she lives in Pollywood, disapointing.
Pollywood by Neilwill July 27, 2010
Gemma is a quiet/ shy person who doesn't speak much, so if you are her friend, consider yourself lucky as she does not open up to many people. She is quiet because she stutters when she talks and gets embarrassed easily. Gemma has a tough life, but she doesn't like to speak about it. Throughout her life, Gemma had developed a hard shell around her heart and hates most people or just the world in general. Although if you are nice to her/ her friend, then she will always be there for you no matter what, stand up for you or even finish your fight. But don't mess up your relationship with her, or she'll probably never forgive you, just ignore you because she doesn't like to display her feelings.
Person 1: (whispers) 'ewww look at her clothes.'
.............(aloud) haha, 'hi Gemma, I like your clothes. Where'd you get them from?'
Person 1 friends: laugh
Gemma: " oh, really? Hahaha. Fuck you bitches!"
Gemma by Ging Gong August 31, 2019
When she's responsible, she's really responsible, but when she's not, she's probably watching Youtube videos of cops tackling people. Cuz why not. Thinks with her heart AND her head, because people who act from emotion-only and make dumb choices really annoy her. Doesn't like when people bring drama to her door, and prefers friends who are wiser than their years.

Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.

Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.

Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.

When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.

Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.
Who are you talking about? Valerie?! Oh yeah, that chick is the Ultimate woman!
Valerie by halobunny1976 July 25, 2019

Poo Girl 

Poo Girl is the name given to a girl who fell into the Yellow Bubble toilets at Leeds Festival 2009.
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.

Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.

In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival stories, Legends and Myths, which include, among others the infamous 'Pop up Pirate' and the girl who was pooed on by a drunk man after failing to lock a toilet door!

Both The Sun and Sky News reported on the event, providing fully archived evidence of the historic event!
Festival goer 1: "Did you hear what happed in Yellow Bubble toilets?"

Festival goer 2: "About the girl who fell in?"

Festival goer 1: "Yeah haha, thats going to go down in history, she'll forever be known as 'Poo Girl'"
Poo Girl by yamam22 September 2, 2009
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