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Wears band shirts of bands they probably don't even listen to, (namely Nirvana) worships Kurt Cobain and, lives off of Nutella, Cheetos and sour patch kids.
All the hipsters on tumblr that post photos of their Nutella and tries to pass them off as photography.
Hipster by Catalyst1624 May 6, 2013

Supreme Biddy Troll 

The supreme biddy troll is the mother of all biddies. Born of the dreaded Grendel of old, the supreme biddy troll has terrorized the countryside for centuries now. Although her age is unknown, people speculate (based upon her grime buildup, wrinkly skin, and overall repulsive appearance) that she is over 700 years old.
You may ask what characterizes a biddy? Well, a biddy is often referred to as a cantankerous, fussy old woman, typically of lower class. Being a supreme biddy troll however, implies much more stress on the negative characteristics. A biddy troll always has red hair, as all trolls do. Usually short in stature, they tend to compensate for their shortness by growing beards, belching, drinking excessive amounts of beer to form a beer gut, or bulking up and bullying others. Essentially, they try to imitate a Duffy-like lifestyle. Being a biddy troll, she can typically be found in a cave or outhouse, but oftentimes she comes into the open to feed. The supreme biddy troll symbolizes the plague of parties, the destruction of all that is good in womanhood, and the death of virtue in the world. She is the plight of nations and an enemy to all. If you fear she is coming, it is too late. Despair is all you have.

P.s. Ginger by nature, she has no soul.
"Flee for your lives before the supreme biddy troll comes and eats your soul!!!"
Supreme Biddy Troll by nmlaxbro91 October 3, 2011

Hate Group 

Possibly the stupidest idea ever conceived, and it's never used right. Ever.

Hate groups are basically some people that dislike something, so they band together into a hate group.

The biggest problems with hate groups are:

1. Once you hate something enough to band together with a bunch of strangers, there really is no talking you out of it. So 90% of the hate groups' members are intolerant dickheads that will shelve anything you say if it's not exactly their opinion.

2. Hate groups often target one small portion on something. So if one guy calls you a fat-fuck inbred and acts like a dumbshit, everyone relating to that person must obviously be that way. Thus, everything positive is heresy.

3. Hate groups never really give up (Rick Astley). Combined with the first problem, they will most-likely do anything to convert you to their side. You like a T.V. show I don't? You obviously want to fuck the characters and you instantly gain a few hundred pounds, a neckbeard and have autism. Why? Because I said so.
Think of all the shitty hate groups out there, like the Westboro Baptist Church. Do you like the WBC? Fuck no. Why? Cause they force shit down everyone's throats. And if you try to talk them out of it, they mentally plug their ears going ALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!! and then tell you to fuck off because having a different opinion is evil. Now, think of all the good hate groups... Which ones? Exactly. There are no 'good' hate groups. Because hatred starts out small, then builds up until you wanna fucking choke somebody, then you go full retard and fuck something completely over until you're banned, arrested or even murdered.

Life would be better not with hate groups, but will reasoning. But I'm sorry, we live in the "FUK U U FUCING FAGET #YOLO#SWAG DUBSTEP!!!!! LE FUNEH STUFF LELELELELELEELLELLLELLELE XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDDDDXDXDXDXDXXDXD" generation. It would actually be easier to play Poker with a wall than talk some sense into these plebians.
Hate Group by Mister Cookie January 8, 2013

September 3 

National Match And Cuddle Day. Anyone one who wants to match and cuddle will have to take pictures and one of u would have to post it on your story if u don’t post it then that’s ok but if u do caption “me and bae” what’s your favorite month?

I love September 3.
Match and cuddle with anyone one. Have fun y’all.
I love y’all and September 3 have a good day.
September 3 by Myathefinest. September 2, 2021

to schmalz

verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).
Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.
to schmalz by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014
A derogatory term used to describe a gay person. It's commonly used by teenagers to describe a "gay" moment. It's very offensive to gays, and people have tried to "ban" the word. It's also used to describe a very famine or weak person. Christians are the main ones pushing it, and encourage their teenagers to use it. People that use this word often aren't the brightest people, because they can't think of anything alternative besides Gay, and Fag.
**John falls on the floor, with his ass up.
Chris: Hahahaha, you're such a faggot
John: OMG! You always say that! Got any other words?
Chris: I don't care, that was gay. Need help fag?
John: Can you shut your bigget mouth and help me up.
Chris: When's the last time you went to church?
John: Not this shit again......
Faggot by Ladygagabb1 September 4, 2012
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