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Narwhaling 

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk
Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.
Narwhaling by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

holy rollered 

to be dumped by someone so they can pursue their relationship with God.
Damn Ryan, you just got holy rollered!
holy rollered by Geoff P March 8, 2005
Term for one, espically in the MMFPS PlanetSide that shoots his own team, and thereby accumulates Greif points.
stay away from TyrTheAlpha, he is a greifer!
Greifer by Scythan August 17, 2003

The Stupor Bowl 

(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.
I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".
The Stupor Bowl by boggler February 1, 2019

crackerkelly 

A specific person who is the lead cracker on a team of cracking.
Damnit crackerkelly, you didn't find a place with a pool.
crackerkelly by micklordjohn July 31, 2016

Kwartang 

To do a kwartang. Is to make such a monumental fuckup that you dont even make it to the end of your 3 month probationary period.
Wheres dave today?
Ah you wont see dave again guys he did a Kwartang
Kwartang by Tommysplot October 14, 2022
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