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Bloody Piano 

When one uses his penis to causes another to bleed, during sex, either vaginally or anally and proceeds to create bloody penis imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person's body.
Hold still honey, I wanna give you a bloody piano!
Bloody Piano by CRich07 March 1, 2011

fergized 

to push a beautiful woman off of you in order to watch the
World Series of Poker or read a racing form
My wife is beautiful and kinky but I was fergized by my racing form.
fergized by Mr Miracle September 15, 2007

gigglyocity 

1. The level of giggidy giggidy in any hallucinogenic trip
2. A number between 1 and 10 to describe giggitude
3. The inverse quotient of the giggidy divided by the ocity factor
Your gigglyocity is very high.
gigglyocity by sleeping bog November 14, 2007

easterbate

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions
easterbate by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015
A unsatisfactory male stripper often used at gay birthday parties
pleek by pleek March 8, 2010

World of tanks blitz 

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???

Natastrophe 

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.
Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
Natastrophe by A.Mix November 12, 2009
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