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cover of pages with words.
Marker, TPOT 5: "Here, read this book."
book by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

Terminally Online 

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.

There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.

Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.

Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
Terminally Online by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023
The explosion of air from a man's pee hole after penetration of the pee hole. (A man's version of a quief).

A dick quief.

Can also be called a Puief (penis quief).
Dang that chick made me duief when she pulled her finger out of my pee hole.

Dang bro, did you just DUIEF!

Man, my pee hole is so loose it's constantly duiefing!
Duief by El Doc April 23, 2014

stanley lennon 

The best boyfriend a guy could ask for! Greatest Smile ever!
Stanley Lennon is sooo dreamy!

mothersfucker

If the plural of Attorney General is Attorneys General, and the plural of mother in law is mothers in law, then the plural of motherfucker is mothersfucker.
mothersfucker by Check Your Totem January 23, 2011

Delucid Dream 

To have a lucid dream of same gender sex with one whom you are either close with, admire or hate.
*In bed*

Mike: "AHHHHHHHH"

Rebecca: "Honey, whats wrong!?"

Mike: *Panting* "I... I had another d-...delucid dream..."
Delucid Dream by Khane and Abel October 24, 2012
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