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Stanley Steamer 

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
Stanley Steamer by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
When somebody attempts to make the 'loser' sign 'L' with their thumb & forefinger held against their forehead, only they use their left hand instead of their right, thus forming more of a 'J' than a 'L'. Substituting the 'J' with the 'L' this person then becomes the 'joser'.
Johnny: "Hey everyone, look at Phil! He's such a loser!" (tries to make the 'L' loser sign using wrong hand)

Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."
joser by TMA-1 April 8, 2009
One of the best gals you will ever meet. She's got a smokin' body and has the best personality ever. Get you a Te'a.
"Wow, Te'a sure is super sweet."
Te'a by Juicyjordy49 February 7, 2017
I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.
Arse bag by SeptemberSunset June 9, 2021
Yet another word for weed. Could be used in conjuncture with the phrase: "Yo let's get converted off that pope". Meaning getting high off that weed.
Yo wanna smoke some pope?
Yo wanna do some pope?
Pope by KidGoose October 17, 2010
Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY
guy-is that your friend?!

me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try

guy-dang it

me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.

guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-

me-CORRECT!-

guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*

me- I wasn't finished

guy-oh

me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.

guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-

MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...

*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*

MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*

(five minutes later)

MAN-aaaaand that's it.

me- omg finally

guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*

me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.

MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR

me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u

Blue Prayer 

Is a bad gobbie which hurts your life, Generally when the female use's the teeth to inflict critical damage,
"Hey man what you get from that girl last night"
"Went to church aye, Blue prayers all round"
"Tough luck mate"
Blue Prayer by Hardcore Commiters January 12, 2009
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