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jayden js the type of guy that is so mean to his bae and shi and is just lame . but nah if you like a jayden GOOD luck cause all bous the same 🙄🙄🙄. It’s all good cause he’s my 5lifer
jayden is lame
jayden by jayden’s lame July 8, 2022
Noun:

1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:

a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."

b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "

in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.

2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.

Lars told the green deckhand a sea story about how he jumped ship in Hong Kong and fought off the entire shore patrol with his left arm in a sling.
Sea story by Warpig2000 January 31, 2006
An old guy that thinks he hott but has saggy wrinkley "SACK"..and stares at all of of the hot new ladies!
"Look at those delnutt's over there checking us out thinking that there hip".
EWWWW...
delnutt by Red ann Tater :) October 11, 2008

Big Floof 

A big floof is a creature of some sort that has to much floof to be recognized.
Jimbo: Look at that big floof.
Carl Wheezer: Mmmm. Yeah jimmy he looks like a croissant.
Big Floof by Crusader#314 March 31, 2020

mitsu-she-blee 

Woman who lives by her own home grown passions and beliefs, typically has a tune bouncing through her head, always has one on the car radio. Car is generally not hoity toity. A Mitsubishi or other which shows she thinks for herself and doesn't follow. She is aware of the male onlookers and that she is total MILF material, but still drives away with indifference bopping to her freshly ripped CD playing only what she wants to hear.
Mixes well with everybody but some how feels apart.
My totally mitsu-she-blee 40 something friend didn't have time to celebrate her birthday. She grooved through the day rollerblading, rearranging her furniture, shoe shopping and going for ice cream with her teenagers.
mitsu-she-blee by Ho-Man October 24, 2007

squatters garden 

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days
Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!