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midwife manlet 

The midwife manlet is an inherently effeminate, dwarfishly diminutive and laughably lowly little manlet boy who ineffectively assists women in childbirth by immediately passing out as soon as the delivery begins, before then being repeatedly dipped into a small cup of povidone-iodine solution and used as a surgical rag by one of the attending grown-up medical professionals during the course of the parturition. After the procedure is completed, the gory and severely stunted sleeping sissy midwife manlet is usually thrown out with the rest of the biomedical waste or briefly stored in a doggy bag to be later fed to one of the nurses' hungry chihuahuas as a bite-sized snack. The life of a midwife manlet is short, just like the girlish midwife manlet herself.
Manmore doctor 1: Hey, what's that rustling in the biomedical waste dumpster over there? Manmore doctor 2: It's probably just a trashed midwife manlet. I'll just pee into the dumpster real quick and then we can go play some golf! Manmore doctor 1: The dumpster must be like a cathedral to that preposterously petite runt of a pipsqueak prison wife manlet princess. Manmore doctor 2: Manlets rise up!
midwife manlet by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Swapportunity 

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.
I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.
Swapportunity by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019
an emoticon that's in denial/ misrepresents true emotions.
She used a fauxicon while chatting to guilt-trip him.
fauxicon by latte17 July 20, 2011

piecemeal 

We have all heard the term piecemeal but when it applies to a person's job, it can be incredibly demeaning and frustrating. When a full-time employee shows up for work five days a week, but has no regular job it can be detrimental to their mental health and wellbeing. Sitting at a desk waiting for a manager to assign an individual task each an every day all day long can be stressful. Regular work should be assigned to an employee so that when they begin their day they have regular tasks to do that are theirs and theirs alone. A new employee's work can be checked by a manager once the job is completed to ensure quality is maintained. However, if an employee comes into work and has no assignment it can be difficult to retain good help over time. For optimal work relations as well as performance, each employee entering a job site should know what is expected on them on a daily basis and the workflow will then be processed whether or not a manager is present.
Being given piecemeal work instead of a daily job is managements way of hindering an employee's initiative.
piecemeal by Every Worker April 30, 2016
Person A: "Is Bruno worth watching on DVD?"
Person B: "No. It's shit."
Person A: "Okay, I won't bother then."
Bruno by Captain Birds Eye's Son December 17, 2009

Cofftail 

A word invented by BrewJay use to represent type of non-alcoholic coffee drinks combining
two of life’s greatest pleasures: caffeine and flavors, making the use of cocktails and substitute the base ingredient with coffee while keeping the aroma & flavor characters of the well-known cocktails around the world and make it enjoyable during daytime.
When mixed properly, a “Cofftail” can provide
a perfect balance and more ways to enjoy that
irresistible twist.
Cofftail by BrewJay Cold Brew April 11, 2020

7-10 split converting

In Reference to a Very difficult Bowling maneuver regarding two pins on the far sides of the bowling alley lane that are still standing with a Successful Spare pick up involving a knocked pin on either far side of the lane before the gutters, sliding over and knocking the last standing pin down.

(Sex ritual): When someone hits you with a stand up zorb ball while you’re naked and the knock back sends you flying over to another naked guy across a floor like a bowling ball that had knocked the 7 pin over towards the 10 pin on the alley lane. Then landing on another guys dick and knocking him over.
Manny: “Hey Rocco get in the Zorb ball! Strip yourself and knock us down”

Rocco: “Wtf why would you want me in that stupid thing naked like you two fucks are?
Manny: “Ever had two pins standing on the far sides of a Bowling lane

Rocco: “ Ohhh yeah!!!! Right! We must be 7-10 Split converting!”
Chris: “Trust yourself Manny! It may seem like pulling up the boot straps but as long as Rocco lands on my Cock! the spares all good!