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The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.
The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.
dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018

faye wonging 

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)
Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.
faye wonging by pixiepix March 18, 2021
When a fresh cum sock filled with shit is thrown at someone with malicious intent.
Bro, he just yucked that cumtex into the shortbus.
Cumtex by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
Out of The Club.

Is buying a private dance from a stripper out of the club, such as in a motel or her place, as opposed to the VIP room in the club.
I saw Bambi OTC at a short stay after the club closed; she blew me away with her special dance.
OTC by Earl_the_Pearl July 30, 2012
Kaavya is beautiful both physically and psychologically. a girl that would be there for anyone. Totally relaxed; reserves judgement until she learns more about a subject pertaining to the person, but will maintain an open mind. She will never be dull; even on the most depressing days, she will always find a way to make you laugh. although he is a really lovely person, he can be a little uneasy at first. Extremely attractive and brilliant, she can know what's going on just by looking at you and will make you feel good about yourself. She has this weird appeal that allows her to pull off any thing last-minute. Even if you don't love yourself, she will always be there for you. As a plus point total memester and very hilarious
Mr R:That girl is great at art who is she?
Mr U:She is definitely a Kaavya
Slayyy Kaavya
Kaavya by Hooman230512 June 6, 2023

fuck-stick 

The stick you mom stuck up your ass lastnight
fuck-stick by Shaun Coffin April 21, 2003

ninja bone 

when you look at some one across the room with eyes almost squinted shut in true ninja style
the pug under the table thinks I don't see he's awake and ninja bone me
ninja bone by nicole marris October 24, 2008
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