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Rowen is the best friend in the world, SHE is amazing in every way. She loves everyone and always has her friends backs. Rowen will seem shy at first but once you get to know her you’ll see how crazy she is, she longs for love but is also scared of it.

Rowen lights up a room like no one else, she brings you up when your down and is a great listener. Rowens tend to have problems of their own and like to have a friend that will listen to them. They are very intelligent and beautiful. You’d be lucky to even meet her.
Person 1: Hey is that Rowen?
Person 2: yeah she’s the best
Rowen by Blooooooopppp December 30, 2020

Masturbation Nation

it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see.
Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples:

1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.

2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.

3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...

4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.

Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.

4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.

RUSH

5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.

Lunchbox 

A group-sex act in which three males penetrate a female, with two penises in her vagina and one in her mouth. The female is also penetrated anally with a butt plug or dildo. The act ends with the three males ejaculating in the female's mouth ("lunch time"). There are subclassifications and variations, for example: "bento box" (Asian female), "A-Team lunchbox" (two penises in the anus and a dildo in the vagina), "no thermos" (butt plug or dildo not present), and "with baggies" (condoms present).
My girlfriend is into wild sex. Tonight she wants me and my buddies to lunchbox her. If she's feeling relaxed, she said said she might even try an "A-Team."
Lunchbox by Jeffrey Beaumont December 9, 2008
fur was popular in the 1920's and in the stone age, people don't have fur naturally so why can't we just have other animals. that and it looks just fantastic.
if you take this veiw you are whats known as 'pro fur'.
hunter 'oh i say, the lepoards really are in full bloom this season'

other man 'ohhh i say, you really are very pro fur'
pro fur by bea and may March 9, 2009

Unizebrapandacorn 

An animal bred by a Unicorn, Zebra, and Panda. The animal breed is so highly endangered that scientists estimate there is only about 0.1 percent still living on planet Earth. N.A.S.A is trying to raise funds to travel into other universes to find more of the breed and bring them to earth to repopulate. If you see a Unizebrapandacorn, keep calm and pretend your a gummy bear. They love gummy bears.
Hey Lizzy! Look! There's a Unizebrapandacorn eating your parents! Lets watch.
A kind of martial arts move that renders the recipient stunned purely from it's ineffectiveness. This move is normally performed when inebriated.
I gave him the Chopsan
Chopsan by TheCobra January 19, 2009

Garlic Double Steak Burger 

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.
I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.
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