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Valez

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A guy that thinks he is better in every way than you. He brags about his achievements in anything like it's the top priority matter. Often can be a douche, but when in trouble will pest you with questions that could be solved by himself, but is way too lazy and too cool.
-Hey man can you get this problem solved for me? I don't have any spare time this week.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
Valez by Grand Dad 7 March 13, 2017
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fuckukery 

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(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.

brielly 

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A gorgeous girl inside and out, is sarcastic and comes off as harsh but once you get to know her she has the biggest heart. She'll do thoughtful things for you anytime, just to show you she cares. Her smile is pure like sugar, and her laugh is infectious. She's smarter than she lets on, and isn't scared to voice her opinion. Simply put, she's all around amazing.
Is that Brielly? I would kill to look like her!
brielly by SLF5370 April 22, 2017

mizzike 

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1) Just a total douche in general who lies to and deceives his supposed friends by acting like he's cool and then turning around and revealing his complete retard self.

2) A person who won't let anyone mention any kind of band they like without blurting out their negative opinion about said band.

3) A person who is totally unaware of what an idiotic biggot they are and who has too much pride in themselves by claiming to have "haters" when said haters are really just people (everyone) who are telling said person the truth about their biggotry and idiocy.
1) Dude, did you hear about that mizzike?
No, what?

He's just a total douche now, remember how we used to hang out with and talk with him all the time?
Yeah, he was a pretty cool kid.
Yeah but now he's just a mizzike, fucking tard.

2) "So excited about the Tool concert! :D"

Comment by a mizzike: Tool isn't even worth traveling that far/paying that much to go see.

"STFU you mizzike! Just because you don't like Tool or any other band you don't like doesn't mean you have to hate on them by bothering people who are fans and saying that they suck."
Reply by a mizzike: Oh but I didn't say they suck did I? I said they aren't worth it I didn't specifically say "they suck" huh?
"Oh go die in a fire you prick. You KNOW you're hating and that you don't have an open mind about music or much else. Anywhere anyone mentions a certain kind of music or a certain band you have to go and put your negative 2 cents in like it matters."

3) A well-known mizzike: "F*ck allll dem haterrzzz!"
Various "haters": Dude quite claiming that you have "haters". You think that anybody who doesn't like you is just a 'hater' and is stupid. Well I hate to burst your bubble pal but YOU'RE the one who is a total fucktard, that's why so many people are "hating".
mizzike by DerpFoam October 21, 2010

Douche 

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1.) A person-- mostly male-- who makes themself seem like a total jerk, menace, whore, asshole, bitch, etc.
2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)
1.) Guy #1: Look at that guy! He just dumped her ass like some garbage! What a douche...

2.) Girl #1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...

sati 

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Abbreviation of satisfied or satisfaction. Often used to express satisfaction after any kind of enjoyment. It is sometimes used as adjective of the source of satisfaction.
She looks sati! This dish is sati!
sati by GenX July 2, 2005

miked out 

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to flake, or back out on plans
Aaron: Mike are you going to the Y today?
Mike: Yes, I'll be there.

Later

Aaron: Dude, you miked out on me again.
miked out by illinois baller May 15, 2008
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