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Great Britain 

Great Britain is a collective nation consisting of four smaller countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Britain is the country that began the modern era and gave birth, during its colonial years, to many other ex-colonial countries including Australia, The United States, and Canada. Britain has immense political power for its size, and is also a major military power.
Britain also has great history, great healthcare and also the greatest education system in the world with world famous universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.
One thing that is forgotten by many American wankers is that they are, in effect, British. Great Britain has made one major blunder. Britain allowed America to create itself. The world's largest and best-trained military power was defeated by cowards, aided by Frenchmen. The fighting of two wars at once caused Britain to devote men to murder France, whilst the Americans snuck victories in the colony.
To those Americans who hate us British, you probably hate the French too. You Americans are either descended from honest British men, traitorous British men aided by Frenchmen, or you are yourself descended directly from a Frenchman. So you can stop poncing about calling everyone who doesn't live in your shitty 200 year old country full of non-native a 'fag' in your fucking stupid accents, and just accept that we are at very least your equals.
American: Hey, ur a British douchebag!!!1!!onehundredandeleven!!!1
British bloke: Stop making such an idiot of yourself. Great Britain and America are old allies and we should respect eachother.

Victoria 

The prettiest girls you’ll ever find, treat her like a queen she truly is. Stubborn, annoying, but sometimes that’s just her way to show her love towards you. She has one of the best personalities, funny, caring, and so nice. But careful with her feelings she can get easily hurt and most people take advantage of her. Hear this from a guy that let go of an amazing girl and dropped her for some blond that cheated on me. Victoria is the one always.
Dude have you seen the girl!!!
Yea man, her name victoria
Oh that’s why, dam she gorgeous
Victoria by Y0ur.m0m_ September 23, 2021
Tjalling is so hot every girl likes him even kim kardashian likes him like wtf he is so fk hot yeah girl are in the qeue but he dont need any one
Tjalling is so cool and hot!
tjalling by Ej ual jah January 7, 2018
A rude, buff, low educated man that often has a beard and who would order spareribs and a big* beer, often a man but can also be a woman, if a woman is extremely Dande she is "Kip Salade" (Dutch for Chicken salad) Dande is a mix between the english synonym "Roadman" and the Dutch synonym "Tokkie"
That person is incredible Dande! that is such a dande thing to do! Omg Dande!

Mighty Joe Young 

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.
Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."
Mighty Joe Young by CrackerJack June 19, 2006

Caboozing 

Drinking alcohol whilst inside a caboose.
That abandoned caboose looks perfect for caboozing!
Caboozing by Huckasaur March 2, 2011
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