muglet

Opposite of a mullet. Where yo is pretty much shaved in th back and long on top. Its damn ugly.

Brohanishia: oh hell no. Shit. what the fuck is on top of yo head. Take that shit off.

Treynicia: Damn gurl. I didn't know it was gonna affect you like that. I'll be takin it off as soon as possible because I didn't know I would be actin a fool with this raggedy ass haircut. Sorry gurl. I gotsta represent a little more next time.

Both in unison: YOU KNOW!

muglet by 2HotBlackWomen May 5, 2005

Chooser

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Trancemind

Just about the greatist home-based music producer ever to live.

Woah. DUDE! Check out this phat music by Trancemind!

Trancemind by 12hertz August 4, 2007

Gabriel

Gabriel is a very sexy person who is handsome athletic nice and sometimes can lay down some madness. He cares about Girlfriends he's the first billionaire president. He is a very awesome person!

Gabriel is very athletic.

Gabriel by Schwarber12 December 10, 2016

jaazil

SUPER HOT and has a big horcey in his pants. Allows almost all hot mamas to ride, for a price.

Man i wish i could be Jaazil.

Hi im Jaazil. How much you got?

jaazil by Jaazil January 30, 2018

resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

resume blindness by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

african ham

Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.

Go pick me an African ham.

african ham by Jesse Jackson December 30, 2004

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