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Mark Renton 

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.
Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?
Mark Renton by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022
The period of time after one settles into a new home. Typically filled with excitement and joy over the newness and cleanliness, pride in one's new surroundings, and sense of exploration as new daily routines are established.
After unpacking boxes; moving furniture; and organizing their clothing, dishes, and knick knacks, Maria and Juan were excited for the Homeymoon phase of getting to know the ins and outs of their new home.

While they loved their new house, Mia and Jason realized that the homeymoon was over when they needed to replace both their water heater and dishwasher.
Homeymoon by The Quipster August 25, 2022
Whilton.
Nadine's love
Father of Wella avery
loves car
Whilton loves Nadine
Whilton by Nads. June 8, 2021
1. The ironically-named smallest size of coffee that can be ordered at certain coffee establishments, such as Starbuck's.

2. Having a long penis.
(def 1.) If I drink anything more than a tall, I'll be up all night.

(def 2.) Andrew may have small hands, but his girlfriend says he's tall.
tall by atemperman January 25, 2004
The literal worst year that ever existed.
Jerry: Hey Gerald! I found all the things that happened in 2020!
Gerald: 2020 IS TRASH. SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE JERRY.
Jerry: :(
2020 by JerryandGerald January 21, 2022
Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.

One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.
You're destined to be a Taison.
taison by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015
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