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shabon is a person u will never forget. she is the most amazing person in bed.
Dude last night was a shabon. shabon is great in bed we did it 5 times
shabon by banana cude November 24, 2014

seatbacking

Leaning back in your seat on an airplane and preventing the guy behind you from using their laptop.
"I didn't realize I was seatbacking that poor shmuck, but I needed a nap."
seatbacking by Blave August 8, 2008
A pussy who has the smallest girthiest cock in history! he acts like he gets bitches but really he just is dating a girl who is not a first rounder! he eats mcgangbangs on the daily and drives around. if you wanna catch a sesh with this beauty head on over to the golf course where he works a minimum wage job to put food on the table! Cort Lochhead is one of the strongest black guys in the country of Ambia he honestly makes them african sweaties moist to the sound of his heart beating against his ripped ass chest. Cort's a beaut a sniper a dangler and celly's hard. FERDA FRICKEN MONTAGUES
Cort is a beauty
Cort by BreezyRUst June 20, 2017

polish bicycle 

While engaged in rear entry (doggy style) sex picking up your partner from under her thighs like a wheel barrow and then kicking her in the breasts.
Last night Jim was doggy-ing me and then his punk-ass picked my legs up and gave me a Polish Bicycle. My tits are still black and blue.

woke bae 

A woke bae is a boyfriend or (usually male) significant other who is progressive and enlightened in general. He is aware of current events and is sympathetic to plights against racism and sexism.
"My boyfriend suggested we go to the Women's March on January 21st. I guess you could say I've got a woke bae."
woke bae by Let me just say... January 22, 2017

Metronome Dance 

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
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