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A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

A very rich person, pure caker, who has no other interests in life other than getting drunk, wear abercrombie clothes, and to suck dick.

A real nigga. Stays out the way, keeps a small circle and keeps it 100. Great sex, so if u got it u better keep it!