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Ditzy as a daisy 

verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.
kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy
Ditzy as a daisy by terag July 5, 2012

florida moron 

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19
damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons
florida moron by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020

Brother Martin 

Come Juul in the bathroom with me!
Hey! You wanna be brother martin gay or Jesuit gay?!?!

blond moment

<Blondieus Momentum>

When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out

The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!

<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?

<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!

Mrs. Webster 

An asshole who hates children. She cares more about herself than the people who she teaches. The opposite of a hottie.

You wish you would never meet her.
Ewww... It's Mrs. Webster. Let's take the day off
Mrs. Webster by litness234 June 4, 2018

Do a rhidian 

To lick; bite ; kiss ; molest someone whilst under the influence of a montage of alcoholic beverages.
..look at that bird over there, she's just asking for me to "do a rhidian" on her.
Do a rhidian by Bulko Bill November 7, 2007
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