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NP>OP=everytime 

New Pussy beats Old Pussy everytime. The equation is reserved for males who despite having a steady girlfriend feel compelled to search out new sexual partners. Often associated with the boredom of experiencing one woman over and over again. The idea that getting something new is always better than repeating the old.
"Tim is stepping out on Erika with some girl he just met today on a plane - guess it's true - NP>OP=everytime."
NP>OP=everytime by Blumfactor September 12, 2005

Mr. Insignificant 

The very last guy to get picked in a pro sports draft

pop him off 

A. To sexually attract someone in an anal way!

B. to inject the male penis into an asshole!

C. to kill trevor's brother

D. to add an s to the everything you say
A. Hey come here ay, i want to pop him off!

b. Ccc lets pop him off

c. I'm gonna pop him off.
- who your brother
Yeah, my brother

d. mike ds
fishings
virgos
pop him off by cheesetitsbranny February 8, 2009

Dirty Jorje 

A modified dirty Sanchez. You get this from eating a dirty whore who leaves poo on your chin.
I realized my bathroom didn't have TP after the chick left a dirty jorje on my face
Dirty Jorje by pseudatortis June 26, 2010

The old sonic movie design 

A demon strait from the pit of hell
Satan is afraid of what he has created
Oh cool the old sonic movie design killed satan and the grim reaper
A Kathleen is a rare and majestic creature placed here on earth by the divinity of the (rock) gods in order to enlighten the world with her supreme wisdom and fill our ears with ecstacy from her wonderous musical talent. She can play every variety of instrument (metaphorical ones included), and is friend to all variety of animal and living thing. Her beauty has been said to inspire tears of joy in all those that lay their eyes upon her. She is also part cat, and does an uncanny impression of a swan honking.
Is that a Kathleen playing guitar? She makes me want to save the world and adopt kittens!
Kathleen by luckyduck654987 January 28, 2015

glass cheque 

A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.
I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.
glass cheque by Dean Durrant August 19, 2006
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