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Urban Dictionary

Mega pebis monkey 

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.
Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

Block Delete Kill 

When you are so fiercely aggravated by invites to stupid fucking groups or profiles, you want to follow the simple pattern of blocking someone so you receive no more invites, deleting them so you never have to see them online again and finally, killing them so they cease to burden you with their dirty existence any longer.

Can also relate to spammers on messaging clients.
#1

Kel: Damnit man, that cunt is spamming me with stupid Facebook group links!
Tom: BDK her NOW!
Kel: BDK?
Tom: Block Delete Kill.

#2

Idiot Girl: hi hw r u mi bowser bar is liek VANISHED OMG wher did it go can u find it 4 me pls x x
Jack: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'MMA BDK YO ASS SO HARD BITCH

chief resident

An unsuspecting doctor who extends his or her time with the residency program to educate and represent residents. Part of their duties is to sit in on a million meetings of unknown significance; be expected to fix all manifestations of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control; and to be the one who is the bearer of all complaints, gripes, frustration, and anger from both residents and attendings when all they need is a stiff drink. Only tough souls apply.
e.g. "I can't fix my car. I'm going to call the chief resident."; "This sucks- call the chiefs."; or "The chiefs can do that." (when referring to the need for a replacement for last minute cancellations).
chief resident by Chief Resident August 19, 2011
Slutty summer. Usually enjoyed by freshman in high school. Once they get the dick, they can't get enough.
Hey Brit, have you heard about Endylion?

Yeah! Guess she got hit with that slummer!

Duh! She gave head to AT LEAST 6 seniors. No need to say how many she's fuckaducked.
Slummer by CakeCookieDog October 10, 2013
Small pellet poops, like a rabbit, goat or woodland animal shits. Looks like a pile of cholocate marbles or pebbles.

Usually no more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Groaglets drop from your bum into the bowl in steady evenly paced 'kerplunks'.
If you just pooped a tidy little pile of glosette raisins, you pooped groaglets.

If your cheeks are being splished and splashed as you drop shitballs like a machine gun ejecting shells on full auto- groaglets.
Groaglet by spronez May 5, 2011
Elena is another word for perfect.
The root of the word comes from ancient fairy world, where perfect beings were called ELENA not many of them survived throught time but some are still among us.
People wish that every fiber of their being was Elena.
elena by BARK April 4, 2005
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