The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is soft, gentle, kind and he loves hard. If you are his friend, he will love you forever. Ahlyisen is courageous and strong. He will stick up for his friends, and he works hard to remain in good shape. Ahlyisen is not only a smart, loving, all-around good person, he is also a cutie. He is very attractive. If you are his s/o he will treat you with respect, and he will love you endlessly. His smile can light up a room. Ahlyisen can become sad when people leave his life. If you ever leave Ahlyisen’s life, you are making a huge mistake. His loving and caring for those he loves are very strong, and he will be sure to cherish your relationship with him.

To make an assumption with supreme confidence even though it is wrong.

The reason the world is in such a shitty state yesterday,today and tomarrow.

The act of following or friending a random person on a social media site (e.g. Twitter) with the sole purpose of promoting a business or cause. Spam + follow = spamollow

Gorman

1st definition: Noun: A person, esp. a shyster, who uses unscrupulous, fraudulent, or deceptive methods in business but spends all his earnings on prostitutes

2nd definition: Verb: To take other peoples hard earned cash to make fruitless business ventures, rife with hollow promises.

3rd definition: Noun: A person who runs a business on the verge of destitution due to his poor organizational skills

An Unearthly being with unlimited rizz.