Urban Dictionary
NC-HO Creed
No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as “The Backdoor of the Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.
Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.
Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.
Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
SSG Westmorland is such an NC-HO! She lives the NC-HO Creed to the tee! I bet her grandfather would be proud!
NC-HO Creed by Not Rachel's friend anymore June 18, 2009
massive
Awesome/Very cool coined by comedian Stephen Colbert on October 1st 2009, on his show "the Colbert Report"
An adjective to describe the person who defines the word MASSIVE
An adjective to describe the person who defines the word MASSIVE
"Hey!did you guys see the Colbert Report last night?It was Massive!"
"Hey the kid who wrote this definition is Bryan Lowe from NJ and would love tickets to the show, that would be MASSIVE!"
"Hey the kid who wrote this definition is Bryan Lowe from NJ and would love tickets to the show, that would be MASSIVE!"
massive by Bryman 07758 October 2, 2009
kutas
Polish slang - cock, dick, schlong, tallywhacker, penis, trousersnake, manhose, manmeat or weddingtackle
Donald Trump is a massive kutas
jacked
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
Phi Beta Pappas
Phi Beta Pappas by Bob Newhart April 7, 2003
Bae Moment
Danny asked Tigger what time the scheduled maintenance was, even though she had just said it. Tigger comforted Danny and told him he'd just had a Bae Moment.
Bae Moment by Enilk Libb VI December 13, 2003