When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Fat Upper Pussy Area. The overarching belly of overweight women that makes her nether regions appear as an extension of her stomach.

Kiliaan is the Flemish equivalent of 'Killian' and is pronounced as 'Kiliaaaaaan'.

Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. With a bit of luck you can probably see the shape if his penis based on the buldgle in his overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath.

Kiliaans have a good set of brains and are probably working to get their next promotion. Their work setting is a familiar one because they have a strong need for human connection and work best in an environment that let's them use their creative mind. There is about a 99% chance at least 1 of his co-workers will fall in love with him. Of course, Kiliaan likes to attention and will probably use that to get his next promotion or at least a raise/blowjob.

Kiliaans are very straight-looking at first but once you get to know them you see they also have a feminin side. They are very sensitive and have an almost superpower-like ability to sense other people's mood. If you are in a bad mood you'd better watch out with a Kiliaan in the neighbourhood because they will feel it.

Kiliaan is often used as the "secret identity" of an actual superhero. Most Kiliaans are best friends with superman, spiderman & the hulk. They come together in their secret cave to drink wodka-apple juice and compare dick sizes in the shower.

The South-West's biggest hip-hop night, apparently (it wins by default, being the only competitor). For those who feel they need some edification on how much a series of strangers don't care for the opinion of people who might criticise them, or some vague philosophy from the aforementioned, with reference to mostly-imagined hardships in their past, it's a fun night out.

Manages to snare many students once, sometimes even twice, before they realise that paying £5 to stand in an empty room whilst a bunch of kidults in oversized clothing 'spit' about the difficulties of growing up on the English riviera is simply not fun.

Most events take place in the bus-stop-cafeteria-that-thinks-its-a-nightclub (White Rabbit), where visitors can enviously watch crowds of people leaving the bus-stop they feel obliged, having paid, to spend some time in.

FUCKING AWESOME AND HE LOVES PORN

When a bitch is looking ugly as shit, but there's something about her that gets you sprung even though she's a nasty-ass bitch. Sometimes, these bitches be lookin like they got smashed in the face with a frying pan, or have some fetal alcohol syndrome shit. But they've got a bangin' body or some other quality that makes them fuckable.