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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.
Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
Top G by kysA.T. August 7, 2023

Cossack Wedding 

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.
Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.
Cossack Wedding by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018

Justin Bieberr 

Signs of the world ending.
Girl: OMG , JUSTIN BIEBERR IS SO HOT!
Me: the apocalypse is coming
Girl: ?
Justin Bieberr by mwakillz September 7, 2010
A mojo deal is a deal on something
Yo g any mojo deals today
Mojo deal by St marys bum hole October 6, 2020

Feggerlah 

A Jewish term used to degradingly describe a homosexual. The term is believed to be of Paleolithic Period and is by the great Imam Mortos Badinggarcie
You're such a fucking pussy, you feggerlah
Feggerlah by MortosBading February 28, 2020
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