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Urban Dictionary

urban pirate 

A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.

In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.
John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*
when, usually in a facebook comment war, a person goes all out to diss the other competitor and show just how they are wrong in every way.
shit man, that was a textslap so hard it hurt me!
textslap by eamonster December 25, 2010

pee soup 

The zesty medley of multi human urines commingling, unflushed in a urinal. Usually quite aromatic earlier in the morning, due to dehydration, perhaps from a few too many the night before. Which may also explain why there is no flushing action.
Dude whoever added to that pee soup totally had asparagus last night.

Sick bro! the pee soup was almost overflowing.

The last guy to pee in that soup can't smell, it burned the hair right out of my nose.

hoop jousting 

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt
hoop jousting by uncumo October 15, 2010
andiena is a term for people whos a weeb,otaku,short person and people who like: sky,a leef,even,fire hands,and timoteeth chalapoop.and they love math!
i love math im such a andiena
andiena by FADHLITHETALLBOY November 22, 2021

Diamonds 

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!
Diamonds by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004
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