howtoavoidnonutnovember

The only way to avoid No Nut November is when you reach the 1st of December.

You can always fail and give up like a pussy and masturbate before the 1st

John: I'm gonna search howtoavoidnonutnovember.

urboi: i'm gonna stop you right there

howtoavoidnonutnovember by urboi2050 November 14, 2018

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Cocktail

A beverage consisting of hard alcohol and typically a mixer. So named because of the hope that enough of them will allow men to put their cocks in another's tail.

Husband: Honey, it's my birthday. How about some anal tonight?
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.

Cocktail by Minionite December 20, 2016

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drool porn

Drool is leaking saliva from ones mouth. often with desire for something. Porn is porn which you need to fap too. So drool porn is oral with lots of saliva and spit involved.

Damn! I just watched some good old drool porn at drooltube.com

drool porn by giraffesfister February 22, 2017

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stonedicated

When you're stoned, and intoxicated, and maybe feel vindicated about current issues by being enhanced...et al.

Man, I was so stonedicated at that rally last night. Blissfully stoned and mildly intoxicated and so vindicated by the power of people.
stoned intoxicated vindicated

stonedicated by mstrogers April 19, 2018

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turticle

The probably most fitting term for the spontaneous action of raping the next passer-by of the opposite sex after seeing a tortoise suck at a popsicle.

Big Mike: "Is Laura better already?"
Some Mexican: "No, dude, after all she's been starkly turticled"
Random guy: "Hope you filmed it!

turticle by turtlenator May 4, 2010

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Zane

A man with the most microscopic penis in the world. He thinks being a dick will make his bigger.

You are a Zane

Zane by halfemptyy March 31, 2020

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11 September

Only stupid people and BITCHES were born on this day

If you have a friend who was born on that day, you are being watched by the devil. So run for your life if you want to live
THE DEVIL IS AN EVIL SPIRIT THAT HAS TAKEN OVER AN BODY OF SOMEBODY BORN ON THIS DAY

11 September is a disaster so be careful on this day

11 September by BOLSE %====== December 15, 2020

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