3 definitions by Minionite
A disease affecting the male of the species. Symptoms include single-mindedness, an obsession with sexual encounters, an inability to multitask, poor choice of response, lack of thoughtfulness of consequences, and inconsiderate behavior towards others. Most commonly misdiagnosed as "foot-in-mouth" disease.
A: "He said that my ass looked fat in the new jeans I bought!"
B: "Well, either he wasn't thinking, or he was incapable of reframing the sentence to blame it on the jeans instead of your ass. Either way, he's suffering from Y Chrome."
B: "Well, either he wasn't thinking, or he was incapable of reframing the sentence to blame it on the jeans instead of your ass. Either way, he's suffering from Y Chrome."
by Minionite July 29, 2014
A beverage consisting of hard alcohol and typically a mixer. So named because of the hope that enough of them will allow men to put their cocks in another's tail.
Husband: Honey, it's my birthday. How about some anal tonight?
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.
by Minionite December 20, 2016
1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
by Minionite July 25, 2014