Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Kmac46 December 9, 2008

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ZXAILS

ZXAILS :

/ˈzʌɛls/ (Adjective)

1. A really cool, kind, enthusiastic & loving angel

2. An adorable little fluffball

3. As real as it gets; legit.

1 & 2. She's such a zxail!

3. Omg that's so zxails

ZXAILS by Chryspyfries December 11, 2016

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Jenna

A girl who is dating Todd

She's a Jenna

Jenna by Toad 134 September 19, 2016

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Casper

Its no fugazi shit
No Shit, Straight up, No Cap, Facts.

The Canadian Vulture: No Casper Eh
The G.O.A.T: Tell ‘em...No Casper (sarcastically Ehhh)

Casper by King Bondeh December 30, 2018

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jellygoop

The sticky white substance that is created when the woman is aroused.

Sticky substance fingering

“Bro after I was done fingering her my hand was covered in jellygoop”

jellygoop by Iowagirly16 February 24, 2020

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Get furryed

When you have to say UwU to someone and walk of Casually

Dave: UwU

Johnny: ...What?

Johnny: Yesterday Dave Said UwU to Me and walked of

Karl: Oh Yea, He got Furryed

Get Furryed

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Stalkcation

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.

I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.

Stalkcation by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016

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