The best fattest cat ever. 12 Pounder at only 10 months. Milo loves eating blue buffalo and playing with his brother mingus. He loves to stick out his tongue and sleep splatted on the couch.

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

Meaning stalker

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

to pass gas through one's anus

national tell your friends what you really think of them!
i dare you!