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guacamoleculator 

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

Levi Cunningham 

He is a trampy boy who can’t afford a tooth brush
You see him he’s a Levi Cunningham
Levi Cunningham by Zubin burley December 15, 2019
a dougie is when you filled ur mate's mouth with pepto bismol and slowy dip your penis into his and or hers mouth.
I gave soulja boy a dougie.
Dougie by Groto Arvecheck March 8, 2008
A false statement presented as truth.
I can see through all your lies.
Lies by HT January 26, 2004
One of the most funniest and sexiest girls in the world. She has brown hair and brown eyes, that are so gorgeous. She is smart and has so much confidence but can get shy as well.

She is so fucking pretty and will swoop u off of ur feet, and not to mention she has a great body
Friend 1- woah dude who’s that

Friend 2- thats fucking mursal, she’s smart, funny, pretty, and has a great personality
Friend 1- yeah bro, she’s gorgeous
Mursal by Sa_ka February 28, 2019

poop sled 

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
poop sled by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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