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The Foosball Kid 

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
The Foosball Kid by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

grapefruit eater 

a person who is arrogant, mean, selfish, good with kids, likes the colour red,

grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions

grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term

a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything

an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
God I fucking hate fucking Paul hes such a fucking grapefruit eater, with his grapefruit eater fucking fish and his shitty grapefruit eater mom, if i could i would fucking cremate him and fucking eat them so he has to suck my ass.
grapefruit eater by Jelly1445 October 9, 2020

A Bleeding Dick 

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad
Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”

bi-vaging 

The act of forcing a fleshlight (unlubricated) into your partners asshole. The best time to do such an arousing act is when your just about to finish and instead of cuming inside of her, you force the fleshlight inside of her ass and you cum in that instead of her vagina. Most likely she will scream in pure pleasure (which is commenly mistaken for a scream of pain and anguish). But do not let that fool you my friend...she will remember that pleasure for years to come.
Amy: "Hey Jessia."
Jessica: "Yeah?"
Amy: Did I ever tell you how Blake bi-vaged me last
night?
Jessica: "No! You never told me that!
Amy: "Yeah, it was amazing! Iv'e never cum so hard before!"
Jessica: "Golly, if only I could get Dylan to bi-vag me.
Amy: "You gotta! bi-vaging is the best!"
bi-vaging by MasterBlake April 13, 2011

Eye of Sauron 

it's on the back of the one dollar bill
the all seeing eye of sauron/horus/odin/satan/etc-etc
Eye of Sauron by wow January 28, 2006
To break one's self. To destroy yourself. Something you tell someone when you don't feel like providing a real response.

Spanish origins, also, from the movie, Superbad, where he tells the car to "break yourself, fool"
Wasima: I need you to do this, this, and this.

Me: Rompete.
rompete by ltn1dr January 11, 2011

Takizawa 

A samurai family name from the Nagano region, Japan. Literally means, waterfall valley.

Name of a popular Japanese Idol, Hideaki Takizawa, nicknamed Takki-. Also a name of a famous Japanese teacher, Kenta Takizawa, nicknamed Taki.
Takizawa
Takizawa by Takizawa August 29, 2010
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